the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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