Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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