I wannas sexs uuuuu
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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