If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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