I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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