So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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