It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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