How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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