Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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