I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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