Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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