We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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