He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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