Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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