CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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