I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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