TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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