Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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