No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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