Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I need you to use more vowels.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Randomize
