Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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