i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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