it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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