At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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