he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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