Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
We named our party play list daddy issues
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
soo... how was my night?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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