I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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