I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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