well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I had to cum in my sink.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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