It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
His nipple licking is glorious
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