i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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