I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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