We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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