found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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