So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...so i touched it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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