don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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