he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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