Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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