I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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