i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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