You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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