It was confusing and full of hummus
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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