No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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