I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
pray to the hookup gods
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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