did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
its liver damage thursday
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