D3 body, D1 cock
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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