her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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