I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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