you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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