My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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