He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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